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[Daniel Radcliffe acting.]

Timeless.

As you are doubtless aware, the film "Citizen Kane" has long been considered a masterpiece. Its success lead Roger Ebert (renowned American film critic) to state "It's settled: "Citizen Kane" is the official greatest film of all time." But it seems to me that Citizen Kane was merely a precursor for that which was to come so many years later.

While the film industry has become increasingly stagnated and bereft of ideas, there stands but one man willing and able to make a difference. He cares not for personal accolades; he understands that glory is fickle and short-lived. True satisfaction can only come from within.

I am both pleased and humbled to say that the man to which I refer is you. Yes, you, the author of this flash film. With an animation that lasts scarcely 60 seconds, you have given hope to nations. You have given hope to mankind!

You have given hope... to me.

[Pen License]

This brings back memories!

I remember the pen license too! I love that you made a flash about this.

I notice that you got your license in grade 3, though - it was grade 4 at my primary school. They must have been fearful that we'd go mad with power at getting the pen license so young.

[Come Outside!!]

I liked it!

I don't have much to say that others haven't said - the basis for the plot does seem very true-to-life (don't we all know someone annoying like that?) but has a nice sense of humour also, well done.

Good luck on any future submissions! :)

FoxCoon responds:

Thanks for the support!
I always figured the humour was kind of dry in this, but if people are liking it I won't complain. xD

[Gost Travels: A Gay Bar]

Perfection.

It's animations like this that give a person's life meaning.

rexCo responds:

oops you forgot the 10

[Self-Portrait]

This sucks hard, honestly

Unless you're a moody emo retard you adores the idea of suicide, you'll be able to see that this (roughly) 4-second long animation sucks. If it's not condoning suicide or about you contemplating suicide, what is it about?

Go back to asia. I've had enough.

[littleFoot]

Absolutely fantastic

This animation stunned me, just like your previous animations in the Brackenwood series. Easily the best and most detailed flash animating I've ever seen. The amount of effort that would go into making these cannot be understated, well done.

[Metal Gear Domestic]

I liked that a lot :D

Being a fellow Australian it was good to hear some very Aussie jokes in there - the SkitHOUSE one particularly rang true. Dear God that shows sucks. Anyway, great voice acting, and I loved the extras.

And need I say, that Arnold-Snake conversation was absolutely hilarious :D

Techneon responds:

thanks mate. Yeah skitHOUSE is pretty shit, except for Australian fast bowler, I swear he carries the show. Heh, if it was still on OOOOHHH PWNED!!!!!

[Madness Depredation]

I absolutely loved it!

As usual it was incredible. I admit I didn't love the ending as much as I did some of the others, but it undoubtedly lived up to the name "Madness" and then some. Keep it up: I don't care how long we have to wait, because however long it takes to make these masterpieces - it's worth it!

[lll_Pelennor Fields_lll]

The previous reviewer was right...

The fact that neither he (nor I) have wasted time making Flash animations that suck this hard just further places us in front of you. Know what I mean dawg G?

alexsmolik responds:

Well,
At least, I'm trying to make a contribution to the NG community. If nobody submitted their work on the Portal, NG wouldn't be what it is nowadays, therefore, you wouldn't be able to watch FOR FREE, your favorite flashes on this website.
I just made a contribution, doing the best I could at the moment of the animation. You and the previous reviewer should try to make that contribution too. My skills have evolved and I'm actually working on another project called Deception Part 4.
So yeah, I know what you mean baby dawg G.

Peace homie.

[Stick Slayer Episode VIII]

That was really awesome!

I loved it, very slick. I especially liked the constant twisting and turning of the camera, it gave the animation a very fast-paced feel. And let's face it, that's what Stick Slayer has always been about. Welcome back!